OFFICIAL STATISTICS · INTERNATIONAL INSTITUTE OF VARIANCE STUDIES
📡 Locating you…
—
OF ALL BAD BEATS ON EARTH — MORE THAN ANY COUNTRY —
SHARE OVER TIME↗ STEADY GROWTH
TAG A FRIENDGET CERTIFICATE
YOUR LUCK LEVEL
0.3%
CRITICALLY UNLUCKY
* boosts stack and raise your all-in win rate by up to +23%
while your luck stays charged. Luck is perishable: skip a day and it
starts to evaporate. Certified by the Institute.
BAD BEAT SHARE BY COUNTRY · LAST 30 DAYS
TOTAL100.0%
* one (1) person. Margin of error: 0.0%. Yes, we checked. Twice.
✕
—
—
—
OF WORLD BAD BEATS
BAD BEATS (30 DAYS)—
TREND↗ GROWING STEADILY
STATUSSUFFERING (STABLE)
TOP AFFECTED CITIES
LATEST NOTABLE INCIDENT
—
ZOOM
X: 16.482022 Y: -87.983435
YOU
…
COMPLAINT ABOUT VARIANCE
COMPLAINT ID#48,213
SUBJECTUnfairly frequent bad beats
FILED WITHDepartment of Variance
PROCESSING TIME0.004 s
COMPLAINTS SATISFIED FOREveryone but you
STATUSDENIED · AUTOMATICALLY
…
TAG A FRIEND
Enter your friend's nickname — you'll get a personal link.
When they open it, the Institute will identify them as the anomaly. By name.
← the link will appear here
CERTIFICATE OF STATISTICAL MISFORTUNE
An official document must bear a name.
Enter your poker nickname — the Institute will notarize your misfortune.